i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I see more hoeing in ur future
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