if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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