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I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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