It's Friday. Sex?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
bring money and cleavage
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize