it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the day after is always just damage control
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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