Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I didn't notice because vodka
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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