angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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