she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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