I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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