seriously i just wanna be friends
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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