just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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