you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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