Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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