Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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