I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
wow bdsm is so cute
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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