So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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