You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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