Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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