Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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