He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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