what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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