i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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