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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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