too bad you live with your parents still
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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