Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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