HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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