I'm going to jail i love you
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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