real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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