Your face is a jimmy john
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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