help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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