It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
im about as happy as oj after his trial
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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