: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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