i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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