I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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