She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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