i would punch a child for taco bell
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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