but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Dick very happy bro
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize