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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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