he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Im just a social blackout drinker.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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