I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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