Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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