Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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