Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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