Where is the hickey?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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