i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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