It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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My penis needs a shock collar
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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