Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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