dude i'm inner monologue high
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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