my sisters under your porch take her home
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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