No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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